Post by FoxtrotI think it was because he went to Denny's in the morning for his free
Grand Slam and was turned away for failing to provide proof of
birth...
Many birthday parties supply a clown to entertain the children. This
one had a joker.
How do we know that this is his actual birthday? We haven't heard
this argument, first he's born in Kenya and then *months* later,
he's brought to Hawaii for the faux birth. Whenever they ask if
Obama shows up in Kenya on the birth charts, they always say not on
the day of his birth. They don't say that he doesn't show up on
some other day. This is a new conspiracy I just made up that should
be all over by about noon on Friday. Pass it on!
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I heard Clinton buried a time capsule at his new presidential
library sized like an overseas shipping container filled with stuff
he didn't want anyone to find till long after his death, the real
deed to Whitewater, the envelope for the Tyson Foods chicken
payoffs, the real gun he used to whack Foster, the keys to the
Exocet missile he took Ron Brown out with, copies of another few
thousand illegally acquired FBI files on his enemies, tickets to
Tahiti from the White House Travel Office, a few more soiled
dresses, a couple of cases of well chewed Cuban cigars, and the
unabridged version of his autobiography. That last one was touch
and go just getting the bugger in.